Bless your heart.

That flop by Ibra after the push was world class. He must be the weakest 6'5" taekwondo blackbelt holder in the world..

FOH with that, they were both clearly intentional.

Kyle Shanahan would have thrown a couple more passes.

“Now Ernie. Ernie, listen. I’m not sayin’ Lebron ain’t great, what I’m sayin’ is Lebron is not an all-time great. Ernie, he didn’t even call bank on that shot. You gotta call the bank on that shot to make sure your line of credit is good if you miss it and lose your bet. Gotta call bank. Now - now Jordan woulda called…

This joke missed by a hair...

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock

Yet, everyone says his skills are receding. Oh no, wait.

Why are you asking me a question in answer to my question?

Celebrities, they’re just like us!

This is why we watch sports. These moments of pure joy summoned from the almost impossible artistry being conducted on the field. In moments like this, we can forget the drudgery of being an international super model, we can ignore the pulsing anxiety node in our brain that says hey you have to email the crown prince…

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Neutral: Remember when everyone said “will Audi ever be able to catch up to BMW and Mercedes?” and it took 2-3 decades of struggling by one of the most powerful multinational carmakers on earth to finally build some momentum and achieve near-parity (but not quite)? Yeah, it’ll be like that, but a lot less reliable and…

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Scott Zolak. He’s terrible, and sounds like he gargles with razor blades.

Canadian Pats fan here, I fucking HATE the color guy on Pats radio

Damn, and I missed the chance to watch it in 9k because they took his link down.

First Responder: Stay still, sir. I’m going to ask you a few questions.

He got his bell rung.

1. Being hit by a car