77 of which will be entirely nothing but dialogue and banter.

Kojima bought out Hollywood and is using every living actor (and 3 guest dead actors) to create a 79-hour feature length Metal Gear Solid film.

You know what's worse? It's a Mercedes. It's a sedan. It's not diesel. It's not brown. I expect a Jalopnik fatwa to be written post haste.

I feel left out. Marginalized. Maybe even a little bit hurt. I guess no time like the present to tell the world that one of the cars I drive is an automatic and I like it.

Calling Goodell "The NFL's Barney Fife" is some fantastic Baby Boomer smack.

The best part is him shitting on Garrett's dad.

As a California transplant living in Dallas, who recently visited Austin...you're damned right. Austin is the best part of Texas.

There's always a tech inspection before a race. They (usually) look at construction, check wall thickness at a few points, look for damage, and see if it does anything that the rules say it can't (like SpecE30 cages can't tie into the pillars or extend beyond the firewall).

As a West Ham supporter who watched Carlos Tevez defeat Manchester United and keep us in the Premier League in 2007, there's absolutely nothing but righteousness coming from his feet. He is a saint.

My idea: after the two point conversion, a team can kick a 60-yard PAT for another two points, but it's double or nothing. Make it? You get your 10 points. Miss? Back down to six.

I think these track only cars are geared toward the multi million/billionares that collect cars, not your normal average joe, or even the normal expensive sports car buyers (I guess probably like 80k to 200k dollar sports cars. Stuff like the SLS, R8, etc.). If I had the means to buy a ton of cars I would totally have…

I haven't been this excited about the numbers 311 and 420 since 1997.

Something I made last week.

It was new to me, and I was 12, SO BACK OFF

Before anyone jumps on Drew, a "narcassist" is someone who helps you buy drugs. That is all.

5. Bagels. One day, office workers will learn to open and use a container of cream cheese without it looking like a painting accident afterward.

"By the way, the team that would fuck it up the most would be the Skins, obviously."

How many times have you seen some terrible QB like Mark Sanchez attempt to throw the ball away, only to have it not go far enough, and then get intercepted?

Why don't running backs and receivers ever throw the ball away like quarterbacks when they're behind the line of scrimmage?