Absolutely not. I'd drive it on Sunday through canyon roads, then park it in the garage, and wipe it down with a diaper.

Just look at that ad up there. The Dodge Corporate Stalker's rules are here carried out by the Dodge Law team, composed of a sub-Muppet monkey and a sophisticated anthropomorphized STD named Richard Rawlings. In this particular example, they pull the Charger driver owner (who did spring for the Scat Pack) over for the…

What's funniest about that is the team actually pretty much adopted Reid's criticism. Reid said Allen should not be in charge of the personnel and that they needed to find a real personnel guy. AND THEN THEY WENT OUT AND DID JUST THAT, stripping Allen of his personnel duties and getting a real GM. How could they be…

Well done on that humble brag. I wish I wasn't so good at complementing people, it's really annoying how good my compliments are.

Most airports (all?) have upgraded their fountains or they have installed specific stations for this very purpose.

What are you, a terrorist?

Worse than that, she's going to have the residual taste of Chloraseptic, stuffed crust pizza, and Jim Boeheim's ass on her mouth for hours.

OK So I've scrolled through the comments and I haven't seen it yet:

Thanks... It's from a Letterman top 10 list in the early 2000s

Mathematically, there's a chance for Everton to get relegated. But it's exceptionally small (SCS has them at around 2% using 50/50 logic).

You've drawn an extremely false equivalence here.

Since I don't really have a team that I strongly root for, I always root for chaos.

On the plus side it should be really easy to start hording Bud Light bottle caps here in the CV. I'm going to be a prince among irradiated ants!

Jeremy Clarke enjoying flying in his suspension I see.

But then again, taking (significant) amounts of other peoples' and companies' money with no intention of providing the 'service' that they paid for is something that people go to prison for. Surely just a threat to get them to comply, but not that outlandish.

It as a knock-off. And I have since replaced it with a Greddy Type S. Because Fast and Furious.

Philly fans figured out long ago just how drunk you need to be to watch the Eagles.

As an Eagles fan, there is nothing we like more than hate watching our team. This will be a season for the ages

I, too, am looking forward to spring!