A real Volga act.

Why are people always Russian to make puns?

Ural so butthurt over this.

Crimea river

It's a sign of his maturity, five years ago there would've been hell toupee

A Volvo 240 (Jalop sweetheart) rear ends the only TSX wagon in the country (another sweetheart) with what looks like an early 90s Celica looking on, what are the odds?

Seems to me if you wanted to avoid spoilers, you shoulda stayed off a SPORTS website. Contributory negligence, brah.

Christ, you cannot spoiler a sports match. FULL STOP.

Fitting that Rooney is getting in there and trying to plug up this hairy situation.

Got it. Thanks. Looking at the comments, appears Lalas was the troll in question?

It was Alexi Lalas who said that.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Yedlin is very overrated, but Alexi is also a blowhard.

Jones was absolutely critical to NE'a turnaround last year. They were one of, if not the most bipolar team last season and picking him up was what spurned their final hot streak.

mears looked good pushing up on the right tonight....too bad yedlin cant even make the top 18 at tottenham right now....sucks

I don't think the Revs were even in a playoff position at the time they got Jones.

It was a gorgeous cross, and I really liked what he brought for much of the game, but he was iffy in the second half - a couple of cheap giveaways and some dodgy defending.

I didn't see it, what did they say about him?

No Jones or Nguyen pretty much meant the Revs never had a chance. Totally fell apart in the second half by any standard though.

The reason you do this is simple: