Dammit man, you took both of my jokes in 5 seconds.

It corrodes into dust in less than 15 minutes. Or maybe it just blames Obama for everything.

You may not realize this, but Gary Shandling left that show to sell insurance in character.

Neutral: Would You Buy A Subaru? If you were in the market for a new car would you at least cross-shop it?

Always up to no good.

It's 33% new though! With the 30% premium you're essentially getting 3% of a car for free. Frankly, you'd be stupid not to buy one.

It's not overdone, the only person who has ever said that is Greg

Like what the fuck are they doing? Do they plan to close out anyone? It's not hard to find them, they're dressed like highlighters.

Sedan:

This is door number 5

Not the fastest, Nor most expensive, But the Prettiest.

It's no exotic but I stand by my position. The Mazda6. It is exquisite and I have to comment on its looks every time I see one.

The Taurus SHO. It's a fine looking sedan, if not a bit on the bloated side. Now if they'd add an option for bench seats with a column gear selector, and dog dish hubcaps, I'd be sold.

/Reads OP's comment

Talk to the hand.

leslie you forgot Tony Hawk, aka The Birdman

Ah, no worries. I was just tising.

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year

The Christmas carolers I saw at Disneyland two weeks ago beg to differ.