Gruden better bulk up. I think Griffin weighs about 220 lbs.

The funniest part of putting this together was looking for a photo from the AP or Getty. Every single result for Newhouse from that game was of him choking out Watt or just tackling him.

Look, everyone..a hipster.

This is still totally better than getting son'd by Adrian Peterson.

Yeah the AM guys do some pretty awesome work and have a few good shoes on hand.

Yeah launching a stickshift car that immediately goes into nitrous once you're pretty sure it's hooked is kind of a bitch. Sure it's nothing on launching a stickshift car with a large single turbo setup (which is practically an art form) but that's still nuts, especially if the gearbox isn't fond of instant shifts.

Kobe plans to pass the ball at least once on Wednesday.

I'm physically upset that video clip exists.

Insert Hennessy Venom here

Before everyone jumps on the "durr only in Florida LOLZ!!1!" bandwagon, let's take a second to remember that Florida is full of really, really stupid people.

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

it's cool to film an athletes hard work and then see it pay off.

Amazing car. Great drivetrain.

I think physics forgot how to him.

Just stop it. You're embarrassing yourself

oh, shut the hell up.

He forgot how to physics.

I guess no one can sing that Disturbed lyric.