Work: It takes the best years of your life and forces you into streaming arrangements.

[two months from now]

I am the fortunate owner of an M4 - its my first really nice car. I truly and honestly want the ATS-V to succeed. I want any car that tries to be great to actually be great. We are so fortunate to have a selection of both US and foreign cars to choose from, there almost isn't a bad choice. The next C63 will be…

This is what happens when you give press credentials to internet 'bloggers'.

As for its size, while I wasn't able to drive it — I attempted a hot wire until a Mazda rep came over and threatened to call the cops, and I was like, call them, don't think I can't jail, blah blah blah, it was a whole thing — I did sit in it for a while.

Obligatory. These things are incredibly inspiring and life changing. Human Revolution treated these things somewhat fantastically, but this is a very real and developing field.

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

VERY WELL, SIR. I STAND CORRECTED, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR.

That's "poop brown" to you. Newb.

Yeah, and while we're at it what's that Washington guy doing on the dollar bill, and who's that Jackson dude on the twenty?

Needs to be just the snake without surround (or outline of snake) because racecar needs Flo-bra to keep competitive. Would add 5 hp and reduced cd of drag by 1%.

Bring your own cable? What do I look like, some sort of Toyota-driving peasant?!

#NOTALLUBERS

ITS LITERALLY NEVER NOT FUNNY

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

I laughed, but Doug Exeter's about to get medieval on your ass.

"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."

Well considering that Buffalo averages 94.7 inches of snow a year and Anchorage averages 74.5 inches of snow a year....I'd say Buffalo knows what snow is. But hey, don't let facts get in the way of pride.

That's called "thursday" here in Anchorage.

To be fair, this is what happens when you socialize an function. The residents aren't reporting fake collisions to police, they're playing the system to avoid extra traffic running down their side streets. Nothing's actually preventing this traffic from rolling through, they're just stopping Waze from encouraging…