There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his.

"younger audience"

I think you mean "nearly hit a whale."

Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…

Kramer's down again

And here's your GIF of the TROPHY EXPLOSION:

Pretty sure titles shouldn't have grammatical errors in the first word. Also, having watched Matt Dodge work for a year, I can tell you good punters have PLENTY of value.

Blessed is the person that invokes Malory Archer.

There were 82 private screenings of "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" last weekend in Chicago. For 16 viewers, the price of admission was sadly their life.

Blowing up his house with lasers from space wasn't an option? Elon is not thinking out of the box these days.

If you make chump change it is even more bullshit.

As someone who grew up in the rural south and raced riding mowers for 5-6 years, here's what bothers me about stuff like this: At first it started out as something that was more like a joke: " Hey! Let's race golf carts, lawn mowers, bar stools, or whatever!" It starts out with maybe some slightly modified factory…

Detroit removed Job... well Job just sort of left...

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

When you're 60 years old and wondering why you're still a virgin, feel free to reflect upon your post. It contains all the answers you seek.

This is what you sound like:

All these viewers in DMA market #174 pissed off that they're missing the end of a soccer match. If that's not proof the sport has "made it" in America, I don't know what is.

OMG The Columbus Blue Jackets signed C Brandon Dubinksy through 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!