In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

More coming soon on this, obviously.

People really liked Foreman on HOUSE M.D., I guess.

i have 2 contributions. first, this twitter exchange:

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

With that mustache, I hope so!

No, their engines aren't going up in displacement. The -30i cars will be powered by a 2.0-liter turbo four, and the -40i cars still have a 3.0-liter turbo inline six. But they are new engines — the B48 and B58, respectively. The first one is the same turbo four that goes into the new 2014 Mini Cooper.

You're a madman. The P-51d gives me tingles in my manly bits in ways that the modern fighters can't. Not that the F-14, F-15, and F-22 aren't stunning, but the Mustang is exquisite.

It's actually Leviticus 9:10. God said "Let people not get healthcare while you spend your money on sports and war. And fuck the Brazillians. They smell and are terrible at soccer." It's definitely old testament, but I think holds true.

it doesn't hurt that it's the second prettiest plane ever made, either.

Fun video! But in the first paragraph you made a factual error. Maybe you meant that the F-14 was the prettiest fighter plane ever made? Because everyone knows that the SR-71 is the prettiest plane ever made. It is known.

So she gets to balk, like, a dozenty times? What a cheetah.

This is true. They just don't go crazy often enough.

Is anyone else unable to get work done because they can stare at this all day?

Because they look cooler. Compare this wimpy looking car:

...Marco ranks up there amongst the best.

Haha yeah Will is always hilarious, whether he means to be or not.