Not only is he a remarkably shitty driver, he's pussyfooting around the corners. He's simultaneously being a reckless ass hole and a pussy.

A Jaguar XF wagon? With the supercharged 5.0 L?

First, we'll start with traffic in Chicago and this car will explode and be like KRAWWSH.

So then I was like, fuck your shit I'm getting out of this bitch.

I got kicked out of Mr. B's this weekend. This is probably the bouncer's car.

Well, you know, national pride and stuff.

Man, those are really grippy bricks.

Bubba Watson, you are persona non grata. Get your things and leave.

Throughout most of the 90s it was the Lamborghini Diablo. Yeah, stock answer for an 80s baby.

right click -> save as -> car pr0ns

You'd let me wreck a car in a matter or minut... I mean race a car?

That'll do, pig.

You missing the joke is almost funnier than the joke itself.

True that, you can't fuck the respect Simona has.

Danica is a hack though... She's terrible. Complete and utter fraud.

Whoops, meant 15 mile and woodward.

Sweet. You taking a ride or just watching? Either way you'll have blast.

People don't "happen" to get caught in firefights, it's not an accident. When I'm in Detroit there aren't people waving guns through the air all willy nilly. I think your perception of the place is a little off.

In high school my spot to hang out was literally 14 mile and woodward, right at Hunter House. Woodward probably has as much to do with my love of cars as anything else, that road exposed me to thousands of cars every summer. I think the dream cruise is something all jalops should experience, it really is freaking…

Substance over style, every time. Kanye has neither.