Did I just have sex?

Valet 2006-2007.

I was a valet during the summers I was 19 and 20. Besides the supervisors (who were in law school or grad school as I recall) everyone of us was a college sophomore or junior. I don't remember any of us abusing any cars or doing anything stupid. I think once you did it for a while it just became a job like anything…

Remember that time Sam and John ate all those donuts and hot dogs?

Tight tight tight.

Guy wants a beer, nothing weird about that!

Why do gays have a monopoly over refracted light?

No, last month it was webber, and before that Checo.

Fallacious statement is fallacious.

Kids dealing with bullies is completely different from corporal punishment from parents. Bullies attack perceived weakness because they are cowards, I agree. Standing up for yourself eliminates any weakness from your appearance as a kid, and sometimes it takes a scrap.

Stephen Baldwin makes the most ridiculous faces.

Or grab 25 $4 beers.

Love to see my hometown accurately represented to the rest of the country!

Did he forget the the corkscrew was there?

3500 people die, I wonder how many people are just injured. Could be in the tens of thousands.

Is anything happy going on with cars today?

Alternatively from the motorcyclists' perspective, they were almost killed by an incredibly negligent kid. The knife was excessive but it's hard to keep calm when you've just escaped death and your blood is up.

Buemi in China 2010. Unlucky.

Absolve this man of any wrong!

Last thursday I was riding home from work and was passed by a car in the lane I was riding in, which is to say, I missed being side swiped or flat out run over by a few inches. Unprovoked. When shit like that happens, and you realize some people will blatantly disregard your physical safety because you ride a bike,…