I wish my 5 speed made cool noises :(

I'm 6'5", most cars have design elements that make me furious. So all of them.

I grew up in the town where Cranbrook is located, I went to public schools though. My circle of friends included a number of Cranbrook/Country day students. On top of being shit head teenagers, they had very privileged lives. Add in the over the top snobbery of Cranbrook, you get some really big asshole kids.

Wow, where the hell was I? I live maybe an hour from flint, didn't know the flooding was so bad.

Where is the dogleg 17 speed?

This post, not unlike the Dart, stirs very little emotion. So Chrysler wants a regular woman to review their car, in part because she has wide audience of (probably) regular people. Cool, you finally have some smart people working in Auburn Hills, Chrysler.

Your handle is brilliant.

Me either. Stay vigilant.

This probably is going on a motorcyclist's worst nightmare list.

Apparently there have been cases of 1.0, but .4 is the me median lethal dosage. Anything above .4 is questionable due to the probability of death. I bet he was .086.

Congratulations to the world's drunkest man for living to tell the tale!

[imgur.com] is the best.

Your sample size is too small and your standard deviation is too large. Fuck you.

I think this is the only answer. That's how you become good at anything, isn't it?

The least they can do is get the sand off the track.

This moron displaying how much more money he has than skill.

Should have taken burning italian exotics and the human response in college.

Trying to connect personality traits to car brand choices is a bit of a reach, no?

His name is Bernard. I prefer the nickname "nard-dog."

I won't be in the market til 2013, but I plan on shopping around this year. If that's the case, fuck it I'm getting a mustang. That's bullshit.