Am I a douche for pointing out these are armored vehicles, not tanks, because of the lack of tracks?

Dodge Caliber SRT-4. In theory it was a great car, but in the end like it's neon forbearer, it's still a fucking caliber/neon.

I'll check it out.

I just blue myself.

Swine, this stuff has been cracking me up on twitter. Respect!

I'll defer to my esteemed colleague for a decision on such matters.

The e46 had an inline 6, which balanced the car marvelously. That remains to be seen with a v6.

Spot on. You put what is only a hodge podge of incoherent thoughts in my brain into words, and you get a long over due hc.

Whatever they do, how about a CSL version for America?

'Ring time?

SHREE RAPS BATTRE!

The church of oppo. Go forth and spread the gospel. The hoon shall set you free.

'Sup bro?

Dozens, and I've ridden in one. But I'm from Detroit and know GM peeps.

Wow, I saw this on twitter and feared the worst for the crew. Good to hear they're alright. That is probably going to burn for a while.

Very much deserved. An instant classic!