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hoon_n_friends

brb taking the 930 to the 'ring.

Of course not. And of course I did.

On my way to work, my exit on I75 was blocked by 3 vehicles stuck in the snow. No biggie, I left early in anticipation of retarded retards behind the wheel. I get to the next exit, jump back on the freeway and I get a call informing me the office is closed for the day. Figures.

@jodark: Ooooh! I get it! Just becaurse I'm Chinee, you think I buirld a wall! That's bullshit! I'm not sterotype, ok?! Just becaurse I Chinee doesn't mean I go around buirlding wall! I'm just a nomal person like all of you! I ereat rice and drive a rearry srowry, just rike the rest of you! I'm not a sterotype!

Can you imagine hitting the trails with the king of cool? Afternoon daydreams have been sown.

Some guy gets paid to manage LaHood's social media accounts, and that guy is fucking hilarious.

I'm less surprised by the crash, more surprised the driver reached 199 mph before crashing.

What's going on with the head lamps? Are they trying to induce seizures?

Wasn't this like four days ago?

Oh look, Ray made a funny.

Here's the Spirit of Detroit, over there is the Joe Louis Memorial, down in Hart Plaza stand's the Dodge Fountain, oh and there is Robocop.

I'm gonna go drive home flat out in 5th gear. Peace!

That's not a knife, this is a knife

Two of my favorite things to be inside of.

I wouldn't mind flogging either.

CP. I'm more of a Diablo guy anyway.