*breathes in tire smoke*

If I crash the z06 my friend will get through the ambassador program, will he get shit canned?

Is a diesel wagon with a chevy badge even a remote possibility?

This is not an ask me anything.

@Rusty Van Horn: The burnt orange is a little too flash for me, I'm always going to be a black and white guy.

I don't believe it, it's that shit box dodge again

@LoganSix: I'm doing the next best thing, changing careers.

What if, like myself, you are a car guy and a bean counter?

If you look at the Moose's back left hoof, you can see it planted on the ground through the passenger window and windshield. One stands to reason that this moose is quite a few feet in front of the volvo, not jumping over it. Still really cool though.

@jakebonz: Are you insinuating a mule can parallel park better than a woman? How dare you.

Cobra 427.

I am quite excited. I think I'm going to take a day off work and putz around cobo til they kick me out.

Sick kicks, bro.

@Amang: @Roekone: I was mixing them with liquor and beer both times. I probably had 3 each time. I am in no way a novice drinker, I treated these things like a normal beer and they treated me rudely. The first time I was in vegas which explains a lot. The second time, couldn't tell you what happened, I blacked…

I've had this shit twice. Once before it got really big a few years ago, resulted in a blackout. Then after it got banned in Michigan my buddy bought 30 for a $1 each (when stores had 30 days to clear the shelves), resulted in a blackout. fuck that stuff.

@Xander Crews: These Mercedes' go to 11.

Aren't all verts trying to sell you shit for bullshit reasons? Isn't that the point of advertising? You can always count on a dumb ass buying a shit brick if you make it seem cool enough. So don't be a dumb ass and don't buy shit bricks, they're made of shit.

@FodderTheSane: It also has more horsepower than most honda cars.