@dmcshinobi: I am... that is... wow.

@JimboLodisC: WHY DID YOU... nvm.

I'm listening to pandora and commenting on jalopnik on my iPod. I don't have a question but thanks for making my lunch coworker free.

@KTown: This is excellent.

Reading this has pained me so very much. That dude must really be smoking crack. This is such an abomination I think I'll go scoop my eyes out with a spoon dipped in battery acid.

Miss those classic blue michigan plates. wtf is this shit.

@CrabSpirits: I'm going to start the "drinking a beer with no hands while driving with small children in the back seat" photo trend.

Every saturn I've had the misfortune of knowing was a collasal piece of shit.

This is a (albeit, very nice) garage. That is a showroom. A showroom for cars held captive. It's a damn shame.

A childhood friend of mine who grew up down the street from me had a porsche 924 sit in his family's garage for years. His dad would work on it occasionally but he really never put that much interest in it. I always bugged him and his dad about getting it running to no avail. I haven't seen that kid in six years but…

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: Yeah and I believe in europe the tach is analog, which is a bit disconcerting.

Do you and your fellow drivers have a propensity to hoon about? Who is the most notorious hoon?

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: I have been lusting after an er-6n since kawi brought them to NA. Ironically I'll probably be killed on one by a distracted yota driver.

Two wheels bad four wheels good three wheels what the fuck.

@TrampaOnline: You don't buy a toyota because it provides what you need, you buy it because you want to feel like you haven't left your living room when you're driving it. Nice and safe, with your laptop to distract you while you pull out in front of me on my bike and break my back.

What this car lacks in off-road worthiness, the driver equally lacks in intelligence.

Minivans exist because of their practicality. If you make them cool (larger engines, turbo/superchargers, rwd, making them not minivans, etc.) they wouldn't be very practical.

We get a similar affect in and around Detroit. Except we call it crippling depression and it's in our minds.