Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

He’s gotta throw a first pitch next year, maybe be there for the ring ceremony.

That dude better be riding along with the team on their victory parade.

This is the point at which Epstein gets to write his own checks, right? Amazing track record.

I am so incredibly thankful that Bartman can finally go outside again.

As an Indians fan, I’m crushed. As a baseball fan...damn that was a game.

Theo Epstein said he’d turn the franchise around in 5 years, and in 5 years he’s got them winning the World Series. And he just put himself into the Hall of Fame.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

1959 Chevy vs 2009 Chevy. This is all you need to show to the unbelievers.

As my grandfather would say “they don’t build ‘em like they used to” to which I’d reply “Thank God.”

I feel as though people are not taking his threat seriously. Yes, normally a childish tantrum in the face of overwhelming defeat would be inconsequential. These are not normal times when people are willing to openly threaten violence.

“Days before birth” at that! Ok, two things:

My personal fav was when she said “he choked” while in Mexico. The train flew clear off the tracks after that.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

It’s more hygienic than sneezing in your hand.

It’s definitely a tell. I once had a landlord who sniffed whenever he was being dishonest. Like when my roommate and I figured out he had plugged his fridge into an outlet that was on our meter.

Trump family goes into a circle. Clinton family greets all the guests.

Oh like hell it wasn’t intentional.