I just saw a large segment about this with Auntie Rachel, and it is truly a trip to Crazytown. Apparently, part of the problem is that the lawyers Cheeto Hitler was able to hire are not Washington constitutional scholars, since all of the big DC firms bounced him when his people came sniffing around looking for…

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

For my entire adult life, I would answer the question “are we going to war with North Korea today?” with a resolute “no, of course not.”

If your plan for governance is so terrible that it makes you believe you need a 24/7 security detail, you might want to rethink your plan.

the same people that went to his inauguration.

Maybe those are the 3 million illegal voters no one can find.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

I would love it if the intelligence services planted a false piece of intel in the daily brief, something really juicy, just to see if it got back to Putin. You know that Trump wouldn’t be able to resist sharing something like that. I mean, it would be really perfect, wouldn’t it? Because then you would know that the…

This is absolutely the right call. There is overwhelming evidence to support that Donald Trump is compromised, and he has shown little respect to proper protocol when it comes to issues related to national security.

Yep. That says it all, doesn’t it? God, these fucking people, man.

The scandal is truly that the American people found out about it.

I literally just about have a stroke every time I turn on the news. I used to love the news. I enjoyed keeping up with events. Now I just feel like I am in a Kafka novel.

Let’s not forget that today, Spicer called the Yemen raid a success and said that to not consider it a success was disrespectful to slain Navy SEAL CPO Ryan Owens.

Not only is he a quisling, he totally fucking looks like Vidkun Quisling himself.

And those same people didn’t care that John McCain was not born in the US but is American through his parents’ citizenship.

That’s the problem with accumulating wealth. At a certain point, it’s never enough. Greed controls literally every decision you make. It’s why so many wealthy people can be so profoundly unhappy.

At least in some alternate universe, Hillary is signing orders for refugee settlement, LGBT rights, and starting to push for the ERA again...

I think there was another person who’s called Obama a weak leader... I can’t quite remember who... For some reason I keep picturing an orange balloon, half inflated, farting angrily out of it’s opening.

‘He’s very comfortable with his win’