I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

I, for one, disagree for one reason alone - 90's plastic parts and their eventual degradation. There is nothing more frustrating than trying to weedle one of these little connectors or tabs out only to have it crush, break, or snap.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

You’ll be fine in Seattle. It doesn’t rain here as much as everyone tries to say it does. I mean, it “rains” all the freaking time, but it’s a very light spray or drizzle. Sometimes it comes down harder, but you’re not going to be stuck in Midwest torrential downpours like in Zelda.

Also, summer here in the Pacific…

Would be even better if young Olly had on one of those Sherlock Holmes hats and a little pipe in his mouth. I think it would really get the crowd going.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Here’s an interview he did with SuperBike Magazine in January 2015:

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?

Sounds like they’re trying to Switch it up.

What’s way sadder is living inside my tormented mind.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

It was then that Fujibayashi and his team realized they’d made something special a very big mistake.

Spring Training: Finally, the Baseball you love without all that Baseball.

The world needs a JPP emoji for moments like these

But that’s not the hypothetical. It’s mano a mano.

If I order a pizza and I’m not very hungry, I ask them to cut it into 4 slices so I don’t have to eat 8.