I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Precisely.

The production version actually had it integrated into the windshield, but the panel gap was just so huge that it looked like a traditionally mounted mirror.

Amazon really needs to step up its collector magnet game...

Compromise: black for 5 home games, red for 3.

OG13 is an amazing term. Going to add that to the repertoire. And yeah, they are super tiny. Like being back in Europe.

I live in the midwest, our states are a bit bigger. Need room for cows, and corn, and cheese.

Surely they could see the declining metrics in all aspects of his game: his bat flips were spending 31% less time in the air and on average an opposing player could floor him with 40% fewer punches as compared to just three years ago.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Dee being portrayed as an ostrich is the most inspired piece of television I’ve ever seen

No way...Who got Dee Pregnant HAS to be in the top 10. This scene alone:

People today don’t know how to travel in inclement weather anymore. Just take some women and kids with you. They’re essentially food that carries itself.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

Well, it’s also a cycle. You work so much that you barely have time for anything else, so job hunting naturally falls to the bottom of your priority tasks. Which means it doesn’t get done at all, because there just aren’t enough hours in a day.

I always encourage people to build their own gyms (people with space obviously, apartment/tiny house dwellers are screwed). Saves money, time, and having to interact with actual human beings! It’s also a lot easier to workout when the gym is literally steps away. A little tip: If you look around on Craigslist, free…

I always encourage people to build their own gyms (people with space obviously, apartment/tiny house dwellers are…

Go find this guy, break in to his house some night, and wake him up while holding a baseball bat above his head. Tell him you don’t quit on baseball now thanks to him. And then kill him.

The Diamondbacks and the county have been arguing for almost a year over who is on the hook for the $187 million that the building needs for repairs

Needs more Shed 17.