FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

“Skipper Bruce Bochy should find a way to get this guy more at-bats.”

It brings all the boys to the yard.

What? No! Sad Mazdaspeed3 is now sad.

“Also, Puja is a woman.”

goms.

Thank you for this. I’m going to bookmark it so I can read it when the season inevitably turns to shit.

I recall a story about I think Lew (Kareem) leading the ineligible freshman team to victory in a scrimmage against the varsity team that was coming off a national title...or maybe it was Wilt?

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

Kareem’s freshman year, the freshman crushed the varsity, so there certainly would have been. Stewart is more him than Durant.

Then again, is it really all that weird when it’s the Mariners?

Context-dependent: My favorite team has achieved every single one of those milestones, and has never won a World Series game.

Great list, Tom! Numbers 1-3 sure are great, aren’t they?! Number 8 made me ache to the core of my soul for some reason, but I can’t remember why.

I’ve always considered myself a car enthusiast. I like lightweight cars that let me row my own gears and I think people who pay the depreciation tax for new cars are idiots. I wouldn’t consider saving the environment a priority. The Model 3 is heavy, doesn’t have gears, and won’t be available second hand until…

• Complete disregard for self safety
  

We’re gonna try at some point! Probably.

Instead of iPad glued to the top of the dash, we have one glued to the front.

Dat exhaust note tho.