Starred you for the Pete the Cat reference. #dadoftwoboys

I’m no rotary apologist or fanatic. Are they the best use of space under the hood? Eh, that depends on your needs. Rotaries sure as hell have their drawbacks, I’ll be the first to admit.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Good point. Russell Wilson said some silly words. I agree. Counterpoint: Adrian Peterson beat a fucking child with a fucking stick.

I know right? I can’t believe people still eat these

Also, if Edgar Martinez doesn't get into the Hall before David Ortiz, I'm going to Cooperstown and burning the damn place to the ground.

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

Bonds is the best living hitter. The second best is arguable, but it’s not Pete Rose or Paul Molitor. There are nerds that make websites with numbers that can prevent us from looking stupid on the internet, guys.

Prius. I would trade it in immediately to put towards a car I actually wanted.

Norman, fresh off the win that moved Carolina to 14-0, said the game revealed who Beckham really is.

I have seen this and my friends and I have always wanted to go just to see.

The inauguration

Hey I never fault a guy for wanting to stick it somewhere else. I don’t personally believe in monogamy, it certainly would never work for me and I don’t think it actually works for most men. But if you’re going to promise it then you should live up to it. Guys like this make these grand gestures but they’re complete…

Just downloaded, they are big, but my friends are “where did you get that?” I want the stacks of cash tho and all the cars cool!

“A new Camry V6 will achieve this in just 5.5 secs.”

Pretty sure that’s a Lambeau, dude.

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

Look at those double stacked single DIN head units. its so 90’s my hair just frosted its own tips.

Mk IV Supra and FD RX-7. Both wrap around you with all the bells and whistles aimed at you instead of letting your passenger touch everything.