I'm Raphael Orlove, and this is Jackass I just learned how bolt patterns work.

may I point out that crank starts were the cause of many broken wrists AND you make your living as a blogger. If you convert your beetle to crank start I don't think you get to apply for disability when you mangle your wrist trying to start it at a Manhattan stoplight.

Would have been even better if someone was riding the mower!

Dear Jalop,

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

With a 580hp LS2, that can be corrected with judicious throttle application.

Well in order for Zac to have been divorced, I'm assuming at least one state doesn't

Yikes.

Really?

I feel like this is all for page views. It's some kind of a deal, but it's not what it's being made out to be. And the attention Deadspin is giving to it is simply just throttling the needle in the wrong direction. So, what, you're going to out every bandit who runs now? Let's think logically about this...

Frankly I hate it, makes me look like a pervert if I ever tried viewing photos of cars with women modelling in public, all I want to see is the car! If I wanted to look at gorgeous and sexy women Id go watch some porn spend the evening with my wife.

Honorary COTD to whatever the hell happened here: http://jalopnik.com/1566606409

I don't think a German car will have a SS badge. Although, it would make for good writing.

I always blame Cerberus

The point is, the basics of this remarkable, house-priced car are pretty well covered, so I need to bring you dashing readers something new. I'm sure an Aventador is on everyone's list for potential next cars (right between full-size locomotive on rubber tires and since I'm dreaming, a fucking robot unicorn) so I…

I'm waiting for the turrets to pop out.

i was in a mazda club, that because my car wasnt a mazdaspeed/because it was a miata, meant they always jumped my shit. they ended up banning me after i called the 'leader' out on his personal life.

I like the Boss 302 the best as well, but I think it's greatest year was 1970. I've always liked the look with the vents on either side of the headlights:

Did you mean to make MIATA an acronym for Miata Is Always The Answer?