“Goodell’s”, “reign” and “team’s”— I woke up cranky this morning.

Parent here. In the count-to-3 bluff I always insert “2 and a half”, “2 and three quarters”,... and just keep dragging it out, saying it slower but with more drama. My kids never learned to follow parental orders, but they are damn good at fractions.

I mean, if we are going to have a National Anthem, it should at least be ironic and over the top.

All NFL/MLB/NBA games should start with “America, Fuck Yeah”

“Bright spot for Republicans” is really not a good headline here.

Ask anybody in Quincy, the Superbowls after the 2007 and 2011 seasons never happened.

Who else thought GIF #6 (the one with 38-9 on the scoreboard) was a punt return. LOL.

On the first one, he does all the cool stuff before he travels, but he definitely travels.

Keep your Cavs point guards straight.

Sorry this person’s incredibly act of courage in stopping a mass murderer didn’t happen soon enough to meet with your approval.

Shooter reportedly had a dishonorable discharge. He was prohibited from owning a firearm. Criminals break the law.

If “the bitch deserved it” is talking about Jerry Jones then this comment makes perfect sense.

Play until the whistle, then stop. It’s not hard.

Bill Bellichik just released you from Kinja.

Totally plausible, especially if Broncos’ defensive touchdowns > Osweiler interceptions. If I was the Broncos OC I’d just punt on first down on every drive.

This is like watching Tom Brady “run” for a first down. Amazing athletes doing stuff that’s just not their thing because the situation calls for it and showing how hard it really is.

Give Semian another couple of weeks.

If Julian Edelman wasn’t out for the season I would have guessed that was the secret backup plan.

I wouldn’t read too much into this bird-flip. I have lived in DC for almost 20 years. Motorcades are a fucking pain in the ass regardless of whether the vainglorious cargo is a racist dirtbag or a politician I voted for or some tiny country’s insecure diplomat who wants to feel important. (Trust me, that last…

You need a photo of the real guy. #Notallwhiterefs