Being good at scrabble requires being good at probability and statistics. I count vowels and keep track of remaining tiles. Sometimes I try to get a certain length worth irrespective of points because I’m trying to grab a lot of good letters in the bag or avoid bad ones.
Put me in, coach!
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Playing a newbie, double them early and build a firewall on your home board while purposely exposing a blot to give them false confidence. Swear a lot when they hit it so they double. Then within a few moves get the advantage and double again. The only dick move is the acting job.
They should offer free beer.
It’s almost as if words have consequences.
Hey, this is Deadspin. Lifehacker’s over there, buddy. (I am totally going to try this).
Struggling to decide which Key and Peele Slap-Ass gif to post here...
At least he wasn’t successful in everything he did. We do not have “Justice Miers” on the Supreme Court.
No NFL kicking story is complete without a video of 70% of Pat McAfee’s TV screen.
I walked in on my son last night and yelled at him to get off the X-box. Hilarious because he spends hours replaying Superbowl LI. (Patriots always win).
The wider economy will be fine, but just think of all the damage that could be done in a fleeting instant to the global population of libertarian douchebags.
Right there he admits it’s a 36" store-bought bamboo skewer all the while that he’s urging you to find a deer-pee-soaked twig in your yard.
This is inspired, but I’m thinking it will only melt the outer layer of the Reece’s PBC and the temperature of the sugary peanut butter filling will never catch up to the rest of the s’more, throwing everything off balance.
Doing his best Jim Bunning imitation.
Counterpoint: New England
Too soon.
Now he’s throwing metaphorical paper towels at army widows’ heads. Nice.
Lifehacker, you are creating a world full of fake piano players. I look forward to living in that world.
Firm-specific human capital with no resale value.