So the state of Missouri is just a city on either side and a wasteland in between them sparsely populated by either deep south racists or quiet midwestern racists?

Jack:

Dude, let it go

You were the best thing to happen to Deadspin in years, Greenwell. Your food takes are questionable but your leadership and integrity are not.

Stick to studio versions!

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

I thought this guy was all about avoiding nightshades?

At least Gruden might be able to score a rouge. 

More likely goes up if TMZ can produce a video that the crack NFL investigators will be unable to find.

but Goodell can go higher or lower based on factors

I was born in New Hampshire and lived there until I was 23. Cocaine should probably be legal because there isn't much else to do. 

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

Most of those are people knowing the other team with the same name - like if they type “panthers,” into Sporcle, they’ll get both the Carolina one (which they likely meant) AND the Florida one (which I honestly didn’t know existed until I saw that screencap). Same for the multiple Cardinals, Kings, etc.

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

You, Me, and Bear

Made for the following people in their entirety:
You, Me

And like... what part?  The rural upstate parts?  The shitty parts near Connecticut?  Honestly, why doesn’t New York just take Connecticut?  They all say they’re from New York anyway.

I mean there are places in New York east of the Hudson that could pass as Connecticut, but really they’re not. They just desperately want to avoid getting lumped in with Newburgh.