As a Bruins fan, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I’m so incensed about this. 

-Vladimir Putin in November, 2016.

Man, you guys really will justify any bullshit break won’t you? Just admit it was bullshit, you didn’t deserve to win the game (at least not that way) and move on. I think most fans know that shit like this happens, but flailing around trying to justify it by claiming other calls were missed is just embarrassing.

- Millions of dollars of equipment to capture the game from multiple angles and scores of frames per second.

If anyone says “I don’t mean to be rude, but....”, you know the next thing that comes out of their mouth is going to be rude.

He also missed the worst kind of rain. The “I need to turn my windshield wipers on for 2 minutes, turn them off, then on again for 2 minutes and repeat 1000x” kind of rain.

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

LET’S REMEMBER SOME GUYS: GEORGE W. BUSH DHS PRO SET EDITION

This is the way we live now, even the apologists have apologists, and culpability is pushed upstream while consequences accrue downriver and never the twain shall meet.

Perhaps my ultimate food hot take:

I can’t speak to that piece specifically, but in many cases government agencies will waive the usual fees for responding to FOIA requests if the information is for journalistic purposes.

This is a guy who has used his “platform” to support a white nationalist and to amplify white nationalist distortion of Colin Kaepernick’s thoughtful and justified protest of police violence against African-Americans. He has plenty to be sorry for.

It’s OK with me.

The cats from Inside Llewyn Davis and The Long Goodbye are so mad at being left out, they’re currently peeing all over the AV Club.

Just two happy people thanking each other, for the rock.

Drew’s back!

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Yes, and then they’ll degrade to the mediocrity of repeated 9-7 and 10-6 seasons and still represent the AFC East in the playoffs for another decade.

I think this is more of an indication of how much work the KC defense needs. Mahomes was awesome again in the second half, but the top offenses can just match the KC offense.

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina