The decapitations will continue until morale improves.

But can any of them play foobaw as well as Tom Brady or Air Bud?

Mr. Bankston forgot the bedbugs!

I do occasionally bust out “I Lost on Jeopardy” on karaoke night, and it always goes over well.

Of the following, which is the most likely to happen?

He has the physique of Bartolo Colon.

Let’s Remember Some Guys guy remembers some Let’s Remember Some Guys, guys.

Damn it! I was on vacation and missed the news.

I saw JD and the Straight Shot open for the Eagles in Montreal a few years back.

As a seasoned karaoke veteran, I am 100% with you on this, Drew. I don’t think it would work out at my usual venue — too many MAGA CHUDs — but there’s a college dive bar downtown where this would absolutely *KILL*.

Where are the giant, fiberglass statues on your list, Magary?

In a White Sox Minute, everything can change.

Was it the dump-in that went off Brodeur’s stick in the Devils/Ducks Final in 2003?

In my experience, it’s not *ENTIRELY* false. Perhaps not a dozen 99-year-old customers blocking the aisle with Rascal scooters, but certainly a non-zero number.

Man, I, too, had the pleasure and the privilege of losing on Jeopardy!, too (I came in second *AND* third at the same time (but only got the second-place consolation prize)), and it was easily one of the best experiences of my life. Alex wasn’t just as erudite, quick-witted, and suave in person as he is on television;…

German Potato Salad would like a word. No mayo necessary.

Man, I sat next to Mike Portnoy at a Rush concert, once, and didn’t bother him at all through the show. But, as he was leaving (presumably to head backstage), I called over to him and thanked him for being such a dedicated ambassador for progressive music.

I’m not sure I have enough aquavit.

If I recall, her take was far more expansive than just “No good tacos in Boston.” Rather, “Boston is a Food Wasteland.”

Well done, Luis, hanging in there and enduring the ignominy of being the token Patriots fan on this podcast. You handled it with grace and humility completely uncharacteristic of the worst fans of this team.