I just assumed he’d bring, like, an autographed MAGA hat, or a leftover challenge coin from his summit with Kim Jong Un.

Firstly, only *ONE* non-Trump Funbag question? C’mon! Not all of us are Serious Basketball Knowers and look considerably more forward to hearing the inspired inanity of our fellow listeners than we do the latest Knicks gossip.

Hey, wait a minute, since when was 1:54 PM considered evening..?

I’ve been to exactly *ONE* championship parade in my life to this point, and it wasn’t even the main event.

Back in 2002, the Société Radio-Canada hockey announcers went on strike and, rather than drop the games entirely, La Soirée du Hockey (basically, Hockey Night in French Canada) opted to air them with only arena noise.

If I had to choose a restaurant to be stuck in/with for all eternity, I’d go with Marche Movenpick just for the sake of variety. Multiple stations of freshly-prepared food made right before your eyes.

FYI, Trader Joe’s recently began selling their own Bambas peanut snacks for 99 cents. They are damn tasty, and would quickly become a staple in my pantry, if only I could keep from eating the whole bag.

If there’s one recurring bit of B-roll bumper footage I could do without, it’s the pool at the stadium in Jacksonville. But then, I suppose there’s nothing sufficiently compelling in or around Jacksonville to take its place.

I went to ONE game last season — the Rams at the Patriots — and I can barely remember a thing about the actual game. Sure, I remember the halftime celebration (the Super Bowl XXXVI winning team reassembled at midfield to stick it to the Rams one more time), and I remember everyone rushing Brady at the end to celebrate…