These fuckers got to hear a DJ set from one of the most accomplished and innovative artists in the world and they’re complaining?

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Wow, I’m really surprised.

A lot of older women are afraid of the longevity of that situation.

Well, ok, but if no more Sherlock then fingers crossed they’re the new Bake-Off hosts.

I’m pretty sure the Scots invented Crossfit?

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

This doesn’t surprise me at all. The Great British Bake Off is somehow the best show on TV. And I’m being serious.

Jonathan Franzen wants to acknowledge your recognition of him, but first needs to know how hot you are, as that impacts the quality of your writing.

Taylor: Hey are you on instagram yet?

Yaaassss, this will make the breakup x10 as messy. I can’t wait.

“Shrill” means “Spoken by a woman who is daring to challenge a man”

I just really need them to get back to an external focus, instead of this weird obsession with being inside Sherlock’s head. It’s pompous and dull.

obviously they mean that they are good for baking but useless on toast unless you add something else to the mix

British men are born in their 40s.

This sounds like the statement a kidnapping victim makes while desperately blinking H-E-L-P in Morse code with his eyes.

Mmk. But why does he refer to her as Taylor Swift instead of just Taylor??????? Do you think like, when they’re fucking he’s like “OH TAYLOR SWIFT” instead of just “OH TAYLOR” ?? srsly.

because fucking condoms! Condoms are far more effective and help protect against STIs. And the issue with the pull-out method is that you have to really be diligent about it. It involves trust between partners and a lot of what I have seen is that in communities that involve a lot of stigma around sex focus…

I know it’s so hard and painful to do, but I wish more people would talk about their miscarriages and other fertility issues. I was completely shocked when I realized how common it is, and I think it would help a lot with the feelings of failure that so many women have when they have trouble conceiving or carrying.

I just want to highlight this passage for anyone who skims or just jumps to the comments. Because truer words.