Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

It’s “too late” for Bernie Sanders to win the nomination. Honestly, I always find it hilarious when a guy who has been a member of congress since 1990 gets to claim he is not part of the establishment, but an organization which gets bombed, or attacked by gun man, or whose employees have to vary their route home less…

He said something about her having an entourage, which everyone else who’s worked with her says she doesn’t.

TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV

I didn’t think that was real and then I googled it and I am so upset now.

JF: I’ll take Quotable Quotes for $1,000, Alex.
AT: “The sleek warm neatness of her turds.”
JF: What is, Terrible Sex Scenes by Jonathan Franzen?
AT: <nods, leaves building, jumps off bridge>

Monday evening’s episode featured Chuck Todd, S.E. Cupp, and Jonathan Franzen.

In one of the translations of Revelations (can’t remember which - King James, maybe) when the Lamb opened each of the Seven Seals the Beast that was released said, “Come and see!”

def normal, mine went down/stopped hurting after a few weeks on BC. Been on it regularly for a few years now and other than a tiny bit of soreness during my period itself (which is way better than it was before I was on the pill), it’s all good :)

He’s amazingly charismatic, on the screen, (especially) onstage, and in my very limited experience, offstage. I spoke with him twice after seeing him on the West End, and he was amazingly gracious to each and every fan. When I complimented him on his Eastern Seaboard accent in one play, mentioning that that’s where I…

Ladies and Gentlemen: If you want to see Hiddleston’s ass in all its glory, please watch the grossly underappreciated Crimson Peak

i’m honestly starting to get a little worried about him

My mother and I do this ALL THE TIME. This is also why I named my cat Jane. JAAAAAAAANE.

Sometimes when I talk about Jane eyre, or if I’m just alone at home, I’ll say “Jane...Jaaaaneee...JAAAAAAANE” just like OW does when she hears him calling to her from her aunt’s house. (Only one person ever knows what I’m on about.)

Umph.

She would not have been free though, she would have been tied to a self righteous controlling dude who never would bang her, probably. And Jane cares about banging.

Be like my Grandmother. When she hears that a brand is going to no longer be available she stocks up. Think 10 wallets hoping they will last until she dies.

Honestly I find it crazier than Independents think they can vote in party primaries. Do you all think we choose parties on our registrations just for funsies? What else is that process for if not to RSVP your spot for primaries and conventions?

My favorite misattributed quote is at our local post office. The have a lengthy screed about customer service and how the customer is #1... who supposedly said this? Ghandi.

Do you really need to ask if they're idiots? Are you really having a hard time figuring out what is going on?