I really really really wished they had explained/shown how they got the Statue of Liberty back on her pedestal. 

The entire courtroom scene is among the best 20 minutes in the franchise.  From Louis trying to defend them to the judge losing his mind as he tries to condemn them to the Ghostbusters doing what they do best. Its seriously fun.

I, too, had a crush on Egon as a child; I was a preteen when GB II came out. I remember Egon telling Venkman that he believed the ladies in his research were more “interested in [his] epididymis” than his big brain, or whatever. Venkman looked both confused and disgusted, and I looked up the word as soon as I got…

Hubby and I love the sequel too, and so I must make mention of my favorite line: “But I don’t blame them, because one time I turned into a dog and they helped me.”

RNs with extra training in giving botox and filler injections. Some are surgical nurses who’ve worked with plastic surgeons. Not an actual specialty, but it’s a thing. 

No, I googled it. They’re usually RNs with extra training in giving botox and filler injections. So she very well might be an actual nurse

Trust me, you do NOT want this to happen.

This is a thing? Wut?

Pottery Barn Teen

Oh honey, do you think money is the only issue? I’m sorry :(

“Socialite, mink coat,$40,000 diamond bracelet” and “cosmetic nurse” do not compute.

Dear god why do people do this to themselves? 

Rich person falls through hole, damages luxury goods and sues. Low income customer falls through hole and breaks arm/leg: Gets saddled with medical bills and/or doesn’t receive proper care, is permanently affected but without money or resources to sue. 

I’m not sure what part of the article title is more worthy of eye rolls: “Manhattan socialite” or “Pottery Barn Teen”.

I was ready to feel bad for her until the mink coat, then the manicurist and hair coloring at the hospital really took me to the next level of not giving a shit. She probably should have been watching where she was walking because that would have been a huge fucking hole to miss:

OK, dipshit.

*fart noise*

Your nose just grew 78 centimeters! Trumpsters gonna trump, but you aren’t a good enough liar to pull it off.

My resolution for 2017 was to learn how to fix cars, and get a fixer-upper car. I started taking night classes but the stress of working a full time job and working night classes where I was constantly harassed (like being stalked by people in trucks and getting honked at and called a faggot, having my tools stolen…

Did you make a resolution to be an asshole this year? You’re well on your way to keeping it.

Why do you have to poop on Zukka’s rainbow?