Allow me to translate from Kellyanneish:

I fully admit to using “buddy,” “bro,” “lady,” “girl,” “dude,” et al at the end of sentences to emphasize my sarcasm, and most of the time they are intentionally negative (though sometimes they lean towards being more funny than negative, and of course there’s the negatively funny ones). 

“You’re talking about it wrong, says someone who’s willing to portray themselves as even more self-righteous than you are.”

People might like him if he smiled more.

Who ungreyed you tomato? It really is suspect the call is definitely coming from inside your house Samantha.

Sounds to me he is trying to make up excuses why he didn’t lose his virginity until his 30s. But I didn’t watch the video. So maybe it was just the bow tie. 

Will this asshole NEVER give up?

My cousin had diabetes and needed a transplant. Because of Obamacare and medicaid, he was able to get the care he needed and about a year ago was able to get a transplant that literally saved his life.

His parents (my aunt and uncle) are avid Trump supporters and hate “Obamacare.” They purport to hate government…

He adds the “we will see what happens” to hedge his bets.

No. That’s the long and short of it. Before Denton decided to ram Kinja down all of our throats, writers actively patrolled and nuked trolls and users could usually contact a select few writers on each site when somehow a troll slipped though the cracks and was shitting everywhere. That troll could then be dealt with…

CNN is currently televising Trump’s cabinet meeting. Its astonishing. Its like the hamster wheel has not only stopped turning but the rodent is launching itself into the stratosphere. He is speaking stream of consciousness and absolutely nothing is making sense - and he ends every mini tirade with ‘...but we will see…

He’s continuously backed away from his original full-wall, Mexico pays concept. We need him to get to a ‘line in the sand’ on his desktop Zen garden.

That’s one of the things that is so crazy about this. “The Wall” has floated around for a while (there is a wall on some parts of the border, after all), but “and Mexico’s gonna pay for it” was clearly an ad-lib in the middle of a speech. Dude clearly never thought he was going to have to actually follow through on…

Hell isn’t that his plan? A ‘see through’ concrete wall? Just claim we did it so well you can’t even see it and then pay someone who learned mime movements to walk along the ‘wall’ and tell him how sturdy it as and how amazed they are its so clear to see through.

Oh do you still think the mass Greying was about dealing with the trolls? Well to let you in the loop, it was really because some authors had their feelings hurt about people calling them on their idiotic hot take bullshit.

He’s having conversations with his own burner accounts now. What the fuck is this horseshit?

I’ve come to the conclusion that if you still support a wall...

Shut the fuck up, Tomato.

Shut up, Tomato.

Of course you’re right, and of course his supporters will believe it.