‘EnviroBuild name an amphibian in honour of Donald Trump’s commitment to environmental issues.’

Between the popular vote, his inauguration size & the number of indictments/charges pending and the overall effects of his Presidency on the economy, this is a dude who has A LOT of motivation to ignore hard numbers.

“Feel the market. Don’t go with meaningless numbers”

So once one of these over-worked, over-stressed, under-paid educators goes postal with their state-issued firearm, do we then arm all the kids?

I think that answers questions about primary challenges for Trump!

Of course this ugly creep would think some young coed girl wanted to fuck him. Also, when someone says “stop sending me inappropriate texts” you should really listen and stop instead of escalating with even raunchier texts. 

Have you seen the damage alcohol, cocaine and opioids do?  Are you really saying you prefer to see kids doing drugs than vape?

I have gotten so many unsolicited dick pics. I got really upset when, after what I thought was a nice first date, the guy sent me a picture of his (or ... someone’s, I don’t know) ejaculating dick and said he was thinking about me. Like, I was just thinking “That was a nice date. Maybe he’s not a creep” and then ...

Can you prescribe me some heroin for my tooth ache?

I’d really like to hear what issues you have run into that could be directly linked to vaping...

The most recent study is teen cigarette smoking, drinking, drug and opioid use is down. So teens today prefer to vape.  Ideally they wouldn’t do vape either but in the real world kids always want to do something they’re not supposed to.  So maybe you should reconsider your stance now that you’re better informed.

If men would just start from the perfectly reasonable premise that nobody actually wants to see photos of our dicks, the world would be a better place.

how do you feel about inhalers then?

You wanted Apollo guys...here you go...

Above: Mike Pence hiding his eyes so science can’t steal his soul.

And yet, in a few months, Trump will tweet about how we have too many divisions of the military, and how Space Force and Space Command sound too much alike and are stupid names, and 40 percent of the country will not understand the irony in him saying this, and they will applaud his tweet and agree with him, and I…

Making announcements, touring the various NASA facilities and sitting in silence looking like he downed a whole bag of edibles while i am sure in his head repeating his own prayer of “mother i love you, mother help me through this, mother guide me and help me stay true, pure and silent”

This is the PowerPoint he used to convince two Ingham County detectives his procedure was legit. Great police work guys.

How the fuck does somebody see that Star Trek slide and not instantly go “this guy likes little girls”?