The list has a lot of “misses” for me but there are a lot of no-brainers (Merkel and May are #1 and #2, respectively). But HRC and MO not appearing ~at all~ is a head-scratcher.

In listing her accomplishments, Forbes lists basically no accomplishments. “While it’s unclear how impactful her role is, Ivanka is focusing on policy areas such as paid family leave and promoting women in science.”

I feel mortified, just viscerally mortified, on behalf of my country, women, and myself that a list that once included worthy, hard-working, inspiring geniuses like Hillary fucking Rodham Clinton and Michelle Obama is now dominated by a corrupt fascist nepotism Barbie who once sprang from Donald Trumps shitty semen.

“Which was immediately snatched up by Jason Velazquez, a digital marketing director, who purchased the domain for a mere $6. Rudy’s accidentally invoked site, G-20.in, now states that “Donald Trump is a traitor to our country.”

Right? I mean this guy’s been on the airwaves since he was 30. And while maybe there were a few more words in his vocabulary back then, he still was just a racist, sexist, vulgar blowhard. But now at age 71 he’s suddenly going to change and become “presidential?” Give me a fucking break.

He tampered with a witness on Twitter yesterday. The article is bullshit but he hasn’t even been quiet.

7 or 8 days without completely fucking up. Yay! Except the way he’s behaved in the last 7 or 8 days would have been considered beyond the pale for literally any other President, so....

But I do all those things and I'm still a lonely virgin. At least I can buy an AR-15 and stalk women without fear of cops bothering me because I'm white and blue collared.

Every time this schmuck manages to string together two coherent sentences that aren’t overtly bigoted, sexist, racist or just mind-boggling stupid and someone in the press starts talking about a “pivot” or perhaps he’s about to become “presidential” it makes me want to vomit.

Sen. Sherrod Brown (Ohio) is also getting thrown into the mix with Harris and Klobuchar. He just won a second term in the senate by a wide margin, over a bigtime Trumper. Brown has been my senator since 2007 and he was my congressman for 15 years before that. He’s an outstanding public servant and a good man (which is…

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He also wasn’t pretending to be a strong military man after shitting all over military members for years.

TBH, he shouldn’t have done it either, but as far as I’m aware, he wasn’t an actively draft-dodging coward.

This is basically a demonstration that the Bushes may be evil but at least they’re competent at public relations. They know the giant pissbaby is already going to be jealous of the deceased (MOMMY WHY IS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT THE DEAD MAN AND NOT ME) so they’re simply trying to minimize the chances that Bush lying in…

“We got very good ratings. Very good ratings. Highest ratings of any funeral, ever, and let me tell you, people are saying it’s because I was there.”

Oh, don’t be too shocked if he does something awful despite everyone’s best efforts to placate him. I’m having trouble imagining him sitting through somebody else’s funeral and listening to their accolades without breaking out into something that makes it all about him.

Yeah Reagan, another Republican who, like his buddy John Wayne, was great at acting like he was a big American hero yet somehow found a way to avoid serving in a combat theater during WWII.

Reagan used to salute troops, too, that snappy kind of movie salute, because it was something he had done in the movies. It stuck. These theatre presidents are so goddamn embarrassing.

Anyone checked the forecast for rain?

“George and I, we had a lot in common. We see what we want, and we grab it. We don’t care. No, we don’t care. A great man. A lot like me, two great, great men.”