“I am sure that you have been wondering what Bruce Springsteen’s thoughts on the 2020 election are and reader, wait no longer: He is pretty sure that Trump is going to win. Sorry!”

Former FBI Director James Comey testified privately before the House Judiciary and House Oversight Committees on Monday.

It doesn’t help that he always looks around like he has no idea where he is or what he’s doing while they smile and look at the camera on cue.

LOL. Licensed Real Estate Broker here, it is a common term used by those trying to distance themselves from a Foreign Corrupt Practices charge.

so, pizzagate was pretty much yet another instance of right-wing projection...

And because things cannot possibly get any more nuts, and because everything nowadays is mixed up with everything else:

This has been bothering me all day, what the fuck does “lightly looked” mean in terms of real estate? I know he always did nicely in English, so it can’t be bad grammar.

the Mueller investigation (which she referred to more colorfully as the “Russian Witch Hunt Hoax”) “probably does undermine our relationship with Russia.”

I think you kind of have to ask which is more likely: Trump outsmarting Mueller or vice versa. We have more than enough evidence of Trump’s penchant for shooting himself in the dick. Mueller on the other hand is widely known as being an extraordinarily meticulous investigator.

I did! After the government confiscates all of Mr. Manafort’s assets, “Broken” Mrs. Manafort should write a tell-all about him and live comfortably off the proceeds for the rest of her life.

Right? I’m never attracted to people in suits, I find LEOs incredibly ugh and I’d totally hold this man afterwards. And he’s conservative, I think. And a former Marine. Literally everything about this man would repel me, but I’m in love with how he’s conducting this. He seems like he’s incredibly smart, and more…

Slate had an interesting piece from a former public corruption prosecutor that basically posits that Mueller likely knew all along Manafort was never going to honestly cooperate and that his deal was likely a ruse so that the lawyers he shares with Trump could get the inside track on what Mueller was pursuing. The key…

I saw the headline and immediately thought “FCPA.”

Don, you feel awkward in New York because EVERYONE IN NEW YORK HATES YOU. You used to at least have Cohen, but ya burnt that one down. The old-money elites, whose approval you’ve craved all your life, won’t have anything to do with you because they still think you’re just jumped-up trash from Queens.

You meathead Lib! This is how tariffs work:

To be fair, Obama didn’t need an extra buffer zone so he wouldn’t see the protesters.

This motherfucker is an embarrassment to humans:

While true, it doesn't make the current Israeli policies right either. 

“No Israeli government will allow that.”