I'm sure that Donald feels this makes him look weak, because he made a decision based on what his -wife- wanted.

Good to see the “Be Best” initiative doing its job.

Just another day of nepotism and skullduggery at the circular firing squad that is the Trump White House.

Any american should be crazy happy with USPS. For the money we (don’t really) spend on it the USPS provides a crazy high success rate and extremely low cost delivery. Thank you for your service.

She wants to comb through the already-counted ones and toss out ballots where the signatures “don’t match”*.

Thanks for this explanation 

There’s a Utah county in Utah state?  What the actual fuck!

So, for people who don’t live in Utah who want to know what the hustle or dodge in Love’s action is:

Interview with her and her husband:

In the lawsuit, news of which was first reported by the Salt Lake Tribune, Love’s campaign argues that the Salt Lake County Clerk has allowed poll monitors to observe the ballot-counting process but has denied them the ability to challenge signatures on ballot envelopes.

I wondered why a minority like Mia would choose to go against her own interests by joining the Republican Party. Then I found this part from her Wikipedia page:

I was scratching my head when they said “the average is 5 to 6 in” but isn’t that erect? What does that have to do with sitting on a toilet? They’d have to have a comically big dick for this to be a problem.

Sling a schlong of schlixpence!

I have to confess I came in this post specifically to find out more about the travails of long-dicked men. I assume you pee standing up most of the time, then when you sit down to take a shit, you sling the schlong over your thigh so it doesn’t come into contact with the water.

Even the slightest touch just gives you the feeling of—oh my god I now have ALL the diseases. It’s literally shudder inducing.

This doesn’t happen. *oh shit, self-own

Every Halloween, Matt Whitaker puts on a beige turtleneck and trick-or-treats as a giant penis. 

God bless the United Shtatesh.

There are some surprisingly shallow bowls out there, even for us average-sized fellers! And let me tell you what, sitting down on a public toilet to discover the unexpected sensation of cold damp porcelain on your dangly bits is... profoundly dismaying.

I read the article and now it makes sense- somewhat. I was picturing a toilet with a large dick of its own.