I’m guessing this vlogger has never run an actual business in which she exchanges her goods/services for money to live on.

I really need you to write your memoirs. A Girl And The Cows: How I Became A Panda.

That poem would not be out of place in some serial killers diary.

... and if it’s Valentine’s Day weekend, what makes her think that any pretty hotel isn’t already going to be booked solid at premium rates, and what makes her think they’d give her a freebie on one of their big moneymaking times of the year?

Second rule: know your target! If she’s so social-media-savvy, why didn’t she do 30 seconds of research & discover that the owner of this place is known for his social-media savagery & his willingness to ban dippy troublemakers?

She totally Streisanded herself.... and I’ll bet she did it on purpose, too. The whole “oh poor traumatized me, muh anxiety muh Xanax” act is expected, but she’s rolling in new FaceTube subscribers or whatever it is she gets paid in.

First rule of any endeavor: know your audience. I’m a black dude and I know Ireland (I lived there a few years, and still have family there). The Irish keep it real like that. She profits off spon-con, which is advertising disguised as reviews - so she deserves mockery. “I’ll give you great coverage if you give me a…

But you’ve received a request to make your pitch in writing. Meaning you’ve made initial contact somehow. So you’ve already scouted your target, which this one tried to do in writing. Bad move on her part.

I’ve done sales and marketing for almost 2 decades and her ask is not crazy. People need to get out of their, “I hate youtubers, influencers, millennials, or whatever” bubbles and realize that this is a young woman who was just trying to run her business like she’s been told it should be run probably by people above…

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I have a problem with her asking for a free room on a weekend which is usually a planned and promoted busy weekend for many hotels. If she’d wanted to visit in the weeks before Valentine’s then review/promote the hotel, that would have been sensible, and come across as a mutual exchange and not someone they’d never…

Does anyone else get the impression that “gay up until the point of intercourse” means, “I hate women, but goddamnit, I want to have sex with women”? 

“Hello woman, I’d like to be you./Not because I don’t enjoy my own man/ Body, my man strength, my man looks, / My man mind, but because I love yours/Even more.”

Also, were her followers (most of whom are seemingly under 30) really going to start booking up rooms at this B&B/hotel if she had been given a room? Doubtful. By calling out the people over 30 who are “harassing” her, she’s kind of admitting that her followers are the wrong demographic for the hotel in the first…

Not gonna lie. I love that “Freebies” t-shirt.

So this “blogger” not only started and then first escalated it when she could’ve just backed away after the hotel said it was fed up with youtubers expecting freebies but yet is still dragging it out when White Moose’s social media game is far superior to hers, even with the supposed handicap of them being over 30.…

She’ll come back to the farm next year with a nose ring and a tramp stamp ready to settle down.

You do you, Happy Cow! You are the spirit cow we all want but do not deserve.

The only Paul that matters is Ru.