also, all those poor rats drowning in the ocean! (sorry, I got mixed up with reality vs. politics there)

Rich white people. No one is going to jail.

David Duke? Do you mean the neo-nazi/Holocaust denier? I just looked him up and I am surprised he is only 67 years old.

“Let us just check the couch cushions.” - Exxon

A $2 million fine for Exxon sounds like a rounding error’s rounding error

I kinda like “Rexit”. This is the guy who only took the job because his wife said he should, so...

Never would I imagine the sight of rats deserting a sinking ship could be so beautiful.

I’ll volunteer. I can be just as incompetent as the rest at the job but knowingly so and without the -isms.

I heard Jared Kushner knows how to attend meetings with foreign agents.

It might also have something to do with Exxon Mobil’s recent fine of $2 million for “reckless disregard for U.S. sanctions requirements” during Tillerson’s tenure as head of Exxon Mobil. Oops.

It’s like nails on a chalkboard hearing Ivanka butcher nouns into verbs in her “I have a sexy secret” voice that still somehow sounds like she has a mouthful of pebbles. Kushner has wisely remained quiet but doesn’t have the choice to do so much longer. Sigh. They all are made for each other.

None of them know how to speak properly and they use catch phrases that they think makes them sound intelligent. He and Ivanka are the worst.

“Suggesting otherwise ridicules those who voted for him”.

I lasted two seconds of that voice before closing out. Jesus shit, he sounds like one of those sovereign-citizen assholes hysterically threatening cops demanding they get off the property while shoving a smartphone camera in their faces and yelling about how their dad is a big shot and owns, like, half this goddamn…

He sounds like Michael Cera.

I get really sad when a hot guy starts talking and the voice sounds like it belongs to a pimply faced high school sophomore (*cough* David Beckam *cough*). Such a waste.

I just can’t fathom the hate fuck fantasies. He comes off as one of those dudes who wants to be on the receiving end of BDSM (more than fine by me) but who whinily tops from the bottom (NOPE!).

Did you know Karlie Kloss is dating his brother Josh? He’s a little cuter but I don’t know about anything else.

Aha, technically correct about no “Russian funds”, since Lev Leviev is Uzbek, not Russian. This obsfuscation, along with general American ignorance of geography, is the kind of thing the Dump family is counting on. And yet! Mueller et al. are no doubt familiar with maps, as well as the ongoing story on the constituent…

“I have not relied on Russian funds for my businesses...”