um and the baby at the end kicks when they have sex and ana’s like, GUESS SHE ALREADY LOVES THE SECKS!!

no idea if imade this up or just heard it somewhere, but l like “the bigot doesn’t fall far from the bigotry (tree)”

sounds like the Crystal Gems (who fuse) from Steven Universe

or at least on the merch team

yessss! kitties to the rescue 😻

thank you! in these times, i can only aspire to his calm gentleness. 💖

my partner and i got a cat almost two months ago, and i have to say that it’s really really helped to have an adorable distraction from the news all up in my face. (i still read way too much of it and constantly feel like shit, unfortunately, but baby steps.)

LJ is russian-owned, so that would be especially apt

yet another thing this administration has ruined: the words “mother” and “father”

the holy hand grenade of almond-och?

“ughhhhh why are they so hateful????!?!”

nah it’s been an issue since 1865.

is covfefe the new fen-phen?

a covfefe in every pot.

omg, I forgot about that jello! it was bomb!

we’re all constantly collectively shitting ourselves already, no bran required.

It had everything you wanted: hate crime, rape, murder, gay refugee, undocumented immigrants, red necks.

considering mother teresa was actually a sadist, that comparison is even more apt

whenever i see serena joy, all i see is a childless/evangelical/more genuinely religious version of ivanka

the picture only includes the kid’s arm, while we get to see most of melania. way to literally invisibilize someone and center yourself. that’s not a kid, that’s a prop.