honeybunchesofdeath
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honeybunchesofdeath

I agree with you.

Remember when there were all these people inexplicably saying they liked Kellyanne Conway when she first started working for Trump? This weekend I heard all kinds of people on different shows saying they knew and liked “Mooch” (and that is his nickname). He’s been around a long time.

Quick, someone get a truck-stop egg salad sandwich!

Not that it matters, as Sanders’ job performance is not hindered or bolstered by her makeup (especially not now that so many of the briefings are done off camera), but I think she looks better in the pictures taken from earlier in the week than in the one on Friday. I mean I guess the styled hair looks nice, but the

I think there’s a famous quote out there about after a certain age, you do choose your looks if you’ve got an ugly personality.

Fuck Sarah Huckabee. Who gives a shit if this glorified used car salesman wants to dog on her looks. Like Kellyanne, the toxicity this band of idiots breeds can’t be bronzed, nipped and highlighted away. When you’re an ugly liar right down to your very guts, you’re an ugly liar. She’s enabling these assholes and

So Trump is effectively ruining Queen too now, eh? What a world we live in.

It is a big deal solely because she is a woman. In Trump world, the world revolves around Trump and his worldview which does not even see men and women as the same species.

Bacon* is greasy

Who the fuck unfroze the 80's guy again???

What did Kevin Bacon ever do to you? That man does not resemble Kevin Bacon. He looks greasy.

That was my belief too. I was astonished that he would let a woman who is larger than a size 4 speak for him. I wonder how the negotiations went to get him to agree to it, she is one of the few people who brings conservative Republican legitimacy to the White House.

Every time I read Scaramucci’s name I silently sing to myself “will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me.”

You need a soul to smile.

I think they all fake tan themselves so trump thinks it’s cool to have a fake tan.

Why does Trump like his public spokespeople to look orange?

That man needs to learn not to smile. His grin is so wide he looks like the Joker.

#humor

I have a pretty good suggestion for how Sanders could improve but it would involve growing a soul so that’s not happening.