“I have trouble with Rand Paul” is a fairly universal sentiment, I think. And this after pairing with Kamala Harris to advocate for criminal justice reform earlier in the week.

Washington Post just confirmed that Sessions did talk about Trump campaign concerns/activities with the Russian Ambassador. So, again, he lied to Congress in his confirmation hearings.

Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul agrees with Donald Trump that Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who lied under oath about his ties to Russia, should not have recused himself from the Russia investigatio.

I saw that the Russian Foreign Minister did an interview and said that Trump and Putin met more than three times. My first thought was why would he say that? You keep hearing about how Putin doesn’t f around and will make someone mysteriously fall to their death from a hotel balcony, get shot in front of the Kremlin…

I wonder who Trump’s parents are in this anaolgy... HMM...

The only thing preventing me from crying and screaming into my pillow every night is the laughs I get from Kinja comment sections after reading the news. Then again, reading the news is probably why I want to cry and scream into a pillow in the first place. So thank you for the Barf Bag and fuck reality is what I have…

I can’t decide on the number of months, since he will be in a job that is not out there in front of the cameras. What does communications director actually do, especially in the Dumpster WH? Cheetolini will continue to tweet and fart out mixed signals and whoppers constantly anyway.

apologies if this was covered already i just found out about it this morning on C-SPAN

Definitely. Toddlers who go to the toilet together to snort lines.

“But does he want to hold the president’s HAND?”

“When you are bought by your parents to a kindergarten do you mix with the people who are waiting in the same room to start going to a classroom?”

If Donnie and Putin went to the bathroom together, I guarantee Trump snuck a peekover the divider and let out an impressed whistle.

But does he want to hold the president’s HAND?

My father, who voted for Trump (ugh), told me he couldn’t vote for Clinton because of things like the White Water scandal. I was like, ‘Seriously?! You can’t vote for someone based on a shady real estate deal that they may or may not have been privy to, and yet, you’re OK with voting for Trump? Someone who’s been…

Bot needs oil.....oil can..... hey they have a lot of oil in Russia, you won’t need to go far, comrade.

The “narrative” has begun to include financials. Trump literally said collusion is normal. The investigations are just getting started, Trump has only been in office several months. So your wishful thinking isn’t aligned with reality. Alternative reality, yes, actual reality, no.

This account feels like one of those FSB shillbots that was set up pre-election, but that has retained sentience even though its handlers have moved on to new targets, and is desperately trying to make sense of a rapidly changing world.

And if Bernie Sanders was never born, my grandma would have wheels and be a motorcycle.

Oh fuck, I just noticed you’re spewing this shit on more than one thread.

Damn. Who is your boss? If I sign on, can I get a check cut for spamming too?