I’ve been stress eating a lot (while also on a psychiatric med that gives me sugar cravings), and my thoughts on that amount to, “meh, the world’s ending anyway, might as well make and eat a lemon cake in two days by myself”

oh dear god, yet another nugget of terrifying knowledge about his terrifying lack of knowledge

ah, remember the good old days when it seemed like we’d have 20-50 more years til global warming killed us, rather than... *gestures around vaguely at the state of the world* this

relevant images to get you started.

i mean, yeah, actually...

*sees first link*
*debates for about 30 seconds whether to click on it or not*
*clicks*
*looks up the nearest major city, san francisco*
*regrets everything, like, a LOT, because is supposed to be working, not freaking out about the huge chance of dying from third degree burns and radiation*

wow, that is a beautiful octopus! nature is amazing.

I’ve been in such a horrible mood ever since 11/9

trans person here. can’t wait to be labelled a gender traitor and murdered.

didn’t the alt-reich declare new balance or something to be the preferred footwear of white supremacists?

i’d respond with a gif of conway stern telling archer that he “can’t wait to see tiny little chinese boots on your white-ass necks,” but there doesn’t seem to be one on the internets.

I was in 6th grade when 9/11 happened. Our spring concert involved my class singing that stupid goddamn song (standing, of course). Hate that song so much.

please don’t discuss 45's dick and “leaking” in the same sentence. I like not projectile vomiting all over everything. thx

just put my finger on it: our situation as a country seems like it could be the political/non-kinky sequel to “50 shades freed.”

picture it: manipulative, asshole, predatory, snake-like rapist christian grey is 50 years older, no longer youthfully handsome (okay, although​ 45 was never handsome, there are still women…

and a lot more people are going to need inhalers now that air pollution is encouraged by our “government.” so yayyyyy we’re all gonna be broke just trying to breathe.

but then he will have nothing to grab!

EXACTLY. he can fuck off.

i’ve only seen him smile a halfway normal smile in ONE picture. total.

also, like, jews “were” useful?