honeybunchesofdeath
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honeybunchesofdeath

I’m in CA and smoke sun-grown sugar leaf/trim (all I can afford) like a chimney all day long. Which sucks, because my tolerance has risen astronomically. If I’m ever NOT three steps away from crushing debt and the threat of eviction (yeah right — I’m disabled and haven’t been able to work in a while), I’m going to

conversion like converting a recipe from metric to imperial measures? if so, i’m definitely cured of being nonbinary, transgender, and queer!

ah, so that’s why I suspect I’d get cancer if I had to be around him!

he will have the BEST and YUGEST impeachment!

There is no bottom to Republican stupidity.

somewhere, paul ryan tents his pants at the thought of old, poor, and/or disabled people suffering and dying of preventable disease

I’ll have you know that was knitted from the finest Aryan pubes available.

When it becomes explained that he’ll either lose his money or need to resign, he’ll resign.

sarah palin can see it from her house, ask her!

Don’t bother clicking the link, just read the URL.

just think of how much we’ll save on heating costs once every river is on fire!

like, doesn’t the word “conserve” enter into their definition of “conservative” at all (except for conserving the status quo)?

obama did it. not everybody has a microwave to be hacked, but most people have smoke detectors...

I’m here for it.

Libertarianism is just astrology for men.

no worries. my own default these days is either rage or gallows humor; totally get that. aw, thanks. here for you too! 💖

Trickle Down Peeconomics

it motivated katniss and peeta, what’s the pr0blem??

a star for both your display name and your comment

Maybe create a bracelet you can wear that says ship me straight to the morgue, do not pass any hospital, do not collect $1000. LOL.