honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

Of course it is a tragedy for her and her family. The podcast presented her as a bright, beautiful, well-loved girl whose death rocked a community.

I’m really sorry that you (and most people of size) go through this.

Thank you, Madeleine.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

The chance to bang Oscar Isaac is enough for me to probably join in tho.

Don’t forget about Rockville (aka NORTH POTOMAC, because Rockville is simply not posh enough)

And then you can stroll around the “Washingtonian center” and the new DOWNTOWN area and look sophisticated amid the new home construction.

“Real Housewives of Gaithersburg, where the Grove isn’t the only Shady thing goin’ on”

That’s the average family income? As in, two people? Cuz I can be “rich” there too if that’s the case.

It is true. The true natives stand around wondering what the hell happened.

I’m game to star in the Real Housewives of Gaithersburg.

I don’t get it. Seems like we’ve been hearing about the Flint water issue for a month now and I don’t understand why the Feds are only NOW getting involved. Surely they read the papers? Between this and the California gas leak, it seems like relatively dangerous situations are being allowed to go on for way too long.

I hate that I’m old enough for people I consider legends to start dying. I’m so wrung out from Bowie’s passing that the suckerpunch that is losing Alan Rickman has knocked me flat.

By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

After all this time, Alan.

Seriously fucking gutted. Alan Rickman gif thread. Rest easy you magnificent bastard.

“Always.”

Brendan: “they said my statement wasn’t consistent”