Between knowing too many people to be failed by fathers (and the emotional toll that can continue to take on them throughout their lives) and thinking of the brother I lost earlier this year to heroin addiction, this was a gutpunch of a read this morning. A good gutpunch, but a gutpunch nonetheless. I’m really glad…

Yes and yes.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

I’m in love with it too. Who can make a replica of that at a price for mortals and not celebrities? Because my soul needs it.

Gorgeous!!!

I will watch this in the theater and buy the DVD.

not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?

And really nice skin.

and private jets.

Jennifer Lawrence is literally all of us, just with better hair.

Yeah, I grew up actually IN Potomac, and even the Very Rich Part is not as Very Rich as you’d expect— the housing development Mike Tyson bought in (which I will not name, but yep, that’s where I lived) does have some monster mansions, but most of them were actually built later in its development. When my family moved…

We’re still going to teach them Cantonese though, right? RIGHT???

I just ordered some clothing which will be embroidered with my company’s logo. I paid $2 extra for one piece and $4 extra for another piece because I had to order above XL. Keep in mind, these are already more expensive than what I'd normally spend on a comparable non-logoed polo shirt or sweater even before the…

I have a soft spot for him bc of Wayne’s World. “Milli-wau-kay!”

This is also on her list, I know I am not the only one thinking it....

[long fart noise]

Good for her. I’ll just pretend that she was being interviewed by Crazy Ira and The Douche.

#DeathGoals