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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Good-looking and funny. That's not fair.

I'm trying to respond in a non-fangirly way to this news but all I can think is "eeeeeeeeeeee!"

He's really witty and even though I only tune into The Daily Show sporadically these days, I remember Trevor Noah. I also like the idea of someone not U.S. born leading the show because he wouldn't have grown up with a certain worldview toward politicians because his frame of reference is different. I think this is…

This is a pretty accurate summary of my reaction:

I'm just going to leave this here.

For those who don't know who Trevor Noah is, a gift from his stand up. I say Comedy Central made a good choice here.

They still deliver Yellow Pages?!? I'd be more surprised to see that than an entire parliament of owls on my doorstep.

MAN, I never see anything this cute at my front door. All I ever get on my doorstep is the fucking, irrelevant Yellow Pages and the neighbor's kid looking for a spare house key.

They're owl-ways up to something.

Even if it were violent offenders that get raped, that doesn't make it okay. Its never okay.

My cat likes ties>bow ties, but keeps it modern and on trend with the right shade of pink.

My cats just sleep in beer case trays and amazon boxes.

ZOOOHMAAHGAWDDDD DAAAAAAAAAT FAAAAAAAACE

But he's such fancy gentleman. He must insist that all his mooched food be served upon the finest of paper plates.

My kitty is fancy too!

My no manners butt-cat also wears a bow tie!