I'm a truly single parent of a super energetic two year old. I have no partner and no family within a hundred miles to lend a hand in the day-to-day stuff and it's fucking hard. Last week I had a bad moment like the one you described. Just loosing my shit angry because my son did something I'd asked him a million…

This is spectacular and just what I needed because it makes sitting-in-my-office-hell seem just that little bit better. Also, every time I drive through a craphole town and see a billboard for a wedding expo I think I'm going to set my next dystopian novel at a wedding expo.

Listen, I'm actually really sensitive about this and rather than be defensive I'll just go into more detail: I know that in those moments I am not trying my best. I'm reacting out of emotion and a need for control. The stresses we are dealing with often get the best of me. Of anyone. I'm not perfect all the time. When…

...whaaaat?!?

today was the best day of that headline writer's life

"HEAT YERSELF UP A DANG QUESSADILLA, NAPOLEON!"

Gosh Tina. You're such a fat lard you got caught.

Oh god in heaven, "LLAMA DRAMA" is making me so irrationally happy.

Kelly Osbourne warned the E! Fashion Police crew not to make critical comments

I've been struggling to find words to express what this show means to me and why. This was a show that knew itself (at least from season 2 onward) and knew it's characters. It was about friendship and hard work and doing the right thing and being nice to people. It was about respecting other people even when they…

I gotta say, I appreciate this apology. It was way better than her "sorry you were offended" tweet, and I like that she says that she has taken the time to learn something about why what she said was wrong.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

I saw that. He killed a guy.

As someone who is six feet tall and has ranged in weight from 200 to 450 pounds over the last 15 years, I am so grateful for the resources that are available now. There was no Garner Style when I was in high school. I love that I have options, and that I can look fierce no matter what size I am.

IT BURNS, IT BURNSSSS!

How many times do we have to say #teamnobody? Amber is by no means winning because all of them are assholes.

I think I need to take thirty showers after reading what he said.