#notallsouth. Sweet tea is a specific bible belt idiosyncrasy. Speaking for the Gulf Coast, sweet tea is not a thing.

You are so brave. I didn't say a word. Everyone was so lovely and excited about it, I just couldn't bear to speak ill of TH.

Those breakfast sandwiches are horrible. Most are, but those truly are the worst.

"I can say with confidence that Tim Hortons makes Starbucks look hard-to-find."

Girl With A Pearl Earring...Xanax. Lost in Translation...Qualaudes. Ghost World...Thorazine. Her...explains everything.

Isn't that Kate Gosselin?

No kidding. This makes me crazy. I got so much eye roll over this in BC.

Thank goodness and thank you! My teenagers eat that stuff in volume. It has always alarmed me. And now I can be all sciencey about it. ;)

That is an art form we should all master. :)

That, my dear, is the Mega Mel. From Mels Diner in Spring, Texas. It is exactly what you imagine it to be. It's delicious and awful. I mean, just look at that bouquet of bacon. If that doesn't scream 911, nothing does.

It's not even meat. That roast beef is not beef. It shines! Have you seen that? It SHINES!

This is a meat mountain. That is a meat mole hill. I am not admitting eating this tower of madness. That never happened. My picture is not on the wall.

Think about the waste. That alone.

Did you mean "Not trying to bone marrow you up"? Wait...that sounds...

Haven't heard chode in forever. Love it. You can't say potato in Hollywood. The buliminx have banned it.

You should be. Faux bone marrow is extremely fucked up. It makes no sense. I hate these people.

No. Solyent Green is people.

You. Had me at vanilla.

I am excited for the future. Hope is restored.

I hope this becomes a thing. You are lovely. And quite agreeable.