No offense, but that is hilarious. I am a fan of the irony.

I'm in. We need start up cash and sweat equity. And Tequila. Because we are going to need it.

This is my new favorite thing.

Great. Now it will say YOUR name.

Exactly. Revolting.

Applause for your use of maroon!

When we're right, we're right!

DAMMIT BOGARTCAT! You nailed it. This is a pretty scary thing. I was working out last Saturday and the pressure in my head reached cartoon proportions. Since then I have had low level vertigo and this entrenched, complicated migraine. Have to go in for tests in a week. Yikes. I have had migraines since I was…

I love language too. It fascinates me. You are keeping me on my toes! This week has been a struggle writing because I am mostly in bed (boredom) with some bastardised migraine. All pressure, no pain, except the pain from the pressure (it's own thing). It causes problems with clarity and ocular fatigue. I do try…

I was going to say...which part did NOT lead to that? New Orleans, driving, liqour, fender bender, jail? The literary Gods were clearly on your side in that one! Hahaha. Still, kudos on your measured response. What are you? A monk?

I have a thing for red heads. How did you know that?

I am sorry you have been burdened by someones drunken stupidity. I should have been more clear in my post. Honestly if I were you I don't know if I would have been so kind, thinking I had been drunk driving.

To clarify...for me DD is designated driver!!!!!

Sorry DD for me is designated driver. I admire your restraint thinking I may have been the drunk driver.

Nice try Miami, but NOPE. All roads lead to Miami! (I am from New Orleans so consider the source ;))

This has the makings of a spectacular Guy Ritchie film.

Adorable! Scotties are such handsome dogs.

Hahahaha. Fritz. There is so much Fritz to tell, it's overwhelming. The people he, erm, "touched" in his life. The jail story itself. It's a saga. A story in three parts. All the events that led up are legendary in my group of friends. Best told with liquor and pantomime. In short, I was DD one night in New…

It's an outrage.

You made me cry. Beautifully expressed. Your cats in that moment...just lovely.